Dear Fred, in Christ,
Blessings from the Sisters Of Burberry Convent in Glasgow and thank you for your email instructions.
We seem to have a slight problem in making payment to you. Today I sent one of our sisters to our local Post Office to make the payment to you via Western Union and once she had handed over the money to the assistant she was told there was a problem with the account of Mr. ********* **********. The Post Office assistant advised her that she would have to call the local police as there was a discrepancy with Mr. ********'s account.
The local police arrived shortly after and took a statement from our dear sister asking for more details about the transaction. Sadly they wouldn't tell her why they were involved but told her not to make any payment to that account. We have no idea what is happening - it's all very strange.
To make things easier for us all, I will get one of our dear sisters - Sister Amalgam of the Holy Pearls, to travel to Liverpool in the morning and meet you at the National Lottery Headquarters in person - this would seem to be the most practical way for all matters to be expedited. She will also be doing some deep rooted spiritual work at the local Dental Hospital afterwards but will make your meeting her first priority. Sister Amalgam of the Holy Pearls told me she is so looking forward to meeting you tomorrow and wants to thank you in person for your kind deeds. She will phone us all at the convent when she has received the cheque and all matters are finalized.
Bless you for all your kind work - you reward will be great in heaven.
In God's Love
Mother Superior Senga
Sisters Of Burberry Convent - Glasgow Division
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ATTN:MOTHER,
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR MAIL, YOU ARE BY THIS MAIL ADVICED TO MAKE THE PAYMENT OF YOUR COURIER CHARGES DIRECT TO OUR NEW ACCOUNT BECAUSE OF SOME REASONS(HARKERS).
YOU ARE TO MAKE THE PAYMENT INTO THE DETAILSOF PAYMENT THAT WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU BELOW UNFAILINLLY TODAY:
NAME OF RECEIVER: ****** ******
ADDRESS OF RECEIVER:AIRFREIGHT DELIVERY
ABUJA.
Immidiately payment is made you are to provide us with the following information.
Name of sender..............
first Name..................
Last Name.......................
Address .......................
MTCN Number....................
Text Question and Answer if any
Details of your payment should be scanned and sent to this email address for confirmation.After your payment have been confirmed your Payment documents(certified bank cheque and original certificate)will be couriered to you immediately via (AIR FRIEGHT). I hope you understand, if there are any questions please mail us for guidelines.
Once again congratulations
(Dispatch Officer) Abuja Office
Air Freight services
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Dearest Fred ,
After giving the matter much thought we decided it would be safer to bring the money to you in Abuja. In view of the large amount we have won, our local travel agents - RC Travel - have kindly donated free flights for two of our sisters to travel to Abuja and collect our winnings in person from the company. Our sisters are booked on the 22.15 London Heathrow to Abuja - arriving at Abuja at 05.25 tomorrow Tuesday. They caught the Magic Bus coach service earlier today and are on their way to Heathrow as I type this email.
Because of your sincere generosity, they asked that they could bring you a little something from the convent. Sister Aftershock and Sister Cidere have been making a large statue of the Blessed Lady of the Burberry for some time now in the convent craft shop and originally we were planning to place it on our Holy Altar in the convent chapel. Sister Pims has been knitting the holy Burberry shawl for many months now also.
However, they have both asked me if I would allow them to transport it to Abuja with them as a gift for you because they are both so happy about the amount of money they are going to receive for the convent and most importantly, the good it will do in our dear country.
Thankfully our friends at RC Travel have arranged for an extra seat on board the British Airways plane to temporarily house the statue until the sisters can hand it over to you in person tomorrow. I trust all is in order. The sisters will email me tomorrow from your offices once they have met you and collected their cheque and given you the life size statue of the Blessed Lady of the Burberry as their gift to you from everyone here at the convent.
God Bless
Mother Superior Senga
Sisters Of Burberry Convent - Glasgow Division
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ATTN:CLIENT,
ACCORDING TO YOUR MAIL, IMMEDIATELY THE SISTERS GET TO ABUJA WITH THE STATUA THEY ARE ADVICED TO CALL ME ON THIS NUMBER ********** OR **********.FOR SECURITY PORPOSE.
YOU ARE BY THIS MAIL ADVICED TO GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE FOR UPDATE.
THANKS
FRED SMITH.
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My Dear Fred
I'm so sorry for the delay in getting back to you but I have had some dreadful news from Abuja.
We received a telegram from the governor of Abuja Prison that our beloved 2 sisters have been incarcerated awaiting charges of smuggling religious artifacts into Nigeria without proper license. We had no idea at all that a special license was needed for us to take the life size statue of The Blessed Lady Of The Burberry into your country on the plane.
We have notified the British Embassy in Abuja of our sisters plight and praise God, they have agreed to help them and seek that the court case and charges are cancelled. We are holding an all night vigil tonight in the convent chapel to pray for our sisters wellbeing as we have heard that conditions in the prison are not good.
When they left the UK they were carrying the money you asked for inside the statue (it's always better to be safe than sorry) and were planning to give you this to release our funds. Perhaps you could visit Sister Cidere and Sister Aftershock at the prison so they can pray with you and arrange for the statue and money to be released to you?
We await your instructions.
Today has been a very sad day for the Sisters Of Burberry
Mother Superior Senga
Sisters Of Burberry - Glasgow Division
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ATTN:MOTHER,
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR MAIL, YOU WASTE MY TIME AND GO ROUND ROADS. I DO NOT BELEIVE THE SISTERS IN ABUJA. WHAT IS GOING ON YOU HAVE DISTURBESD MY PLAN TO GIVE YOU MONEY FOR YOUR GOOD WORKS WHY
EMAIL ME URGENTLY SO AS TO RELEASE YOU FUNDS OR YOU WILL LOSE THEM
YOU ARE BY THIS MAIL ADVICED TO GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE FOR UPDATE.
THANKS
FRED SMITH.
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