Scam Bait: Fr William Doherty

Attn:Dear Beneficiary

I am Rev.Father William Doherty,a senior staff with the World Bank fact finding & special duties office. I am writing you this letter because cool penny is better than millions of dollars. It is better for one to live and die poor honest man than a rich dishonest one.I and the chief security officer (CSO) of this organization have arranged with an officer in computer section engineer Peter Cliff to bring out part of your total pending payment sum amounting to US$10 million. Why we did this is because according to information gathered from the bank’s/security computer, you have been waiting for a long time to receive your money without success.

As I found out that you have almost met all the statutory requirements in respect of your pending payment, your problem is that of interest groups. A lot of people are interested in your payment and those people are merely doing paper works with you and that explains why you receive fax and phone messages from different people everyday. Also we found out that some of the officials of the parastatals have been extorting a lot of money from you with the pretext of helping you receive your money. I can assure you that this may last for years yet nothing happens if you do not do away with those officers that you call your partners.

And the money is in a security-proof box weighing 75kg.Yesterday we went to four courier companies to make arrangements on how to ship them by courier to you. Dhl, Ems, FedEx, Ups all said that they must open the boxes for inspection by the customs before shipment. This is something we want to avoid because the box is padded with synthetic nylon and to open it, you have to cut the pad before you will meet the button that you will press to open the dial code-lock. There is no way you can open the box and be able to close it again because it was padded with machine. We told the courier services that the box contained film materials and when open will spoil the materials. We did not declare money because courier does not carry money.

Today a friend of mine who is diplomat disclosed to me that there is a security courier company they use to send diplomatic materials and information from one country to another. It has diplomatic immunity and consignment cannot be checked by any customs anywhere in the world. I have met the officials of the security courier service and concluded shipping arrangement with them, which they will commence as soon as i have your go ahead order. The diplomat will help me so we do not have any problem.

We have concluded that you must donate Five Hundred Thousand United States dollars (US$500,000.00) to any charity organization I designate as soon as you receive your money. To this effect, you will send us a promissory note for Five Hundred Thousand United States dollars (US$500,000.00) along with your address for sending the box by courier.

Please maintain topmost secrecy as it may cause a lot of problems if found out that we are using this way to help you. Do not ever tell anybody about this until you have your money

God be with us as we wait for your reply
Yours Faithfully,
REV. FATHER WILLIAM DOHERTY

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My Dear Father Doherty
 
My name is Rob Burns from the Scottish Haggis Protection League.
 
We are a medium sized charitable organisation caring for several thousand wild haggis in 5 of our Haggis Rescue Centres located throughout Scotland. As we are always open to ways for our charity to make money and improve the quality of life for Haggi in the wild, we are particularly interested in applying for this money.
 
I was very excited to read your email today - this would be an ideal way for the charity to benefit from such a large cash injection. Please can you send me the necessary forms to enable me to claim delivery of the security box?
 
I can confirm that the organisation will be happy to donate $500,000.00  to charity from the total.
 
I look forward to hearing from you.
 
Robert Burns - Treasurer
Haggis Protection League Scotland
 No1 McSween's Avenue
River City
Glasgow

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DEAR ROBERT  BURNS,
GREETINGS TO YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD. I THANK YOU FOR YOUR EMAIL RESPONSE AND UNDERSTANDING.
 
I HAVE BEEN MAKING ALL NECESSARY ARRANGEMENT TO MAKE SURE I OBTAIN THE CONSIGNMENT IMMUNITY DOCUMENTS IN YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS THIS WILL PROVE BEYOND EVERY DOUBT THAT THE CONSIGNMENT BELONGS TO YOU AND ALSO PROTECT THE CONSIGNMENT FROM BEING VANDALIZED OR CHECKED BY CUSTOMS ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.
 
I HAVE CONCLUDED THIS ARRANGEMENT AND THE DIPLOMATIC COURIER COMPANY THAT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SHIPMENT TO YOUR ADDRESS WILL BE HERE TO EVACUATE THE CONSIGNMENT TO THEIR OFFICE FOR WEIGHING EXERCISE AND DIPLOMATIC PACKAGING.
 
THE SHIPMENT COMPANY REQUIRES YOU TO RECONFIRM YOUR SAFE DELIVERY ADDRESS TO AVOID SHIPMENT TO A WRONG ADDRESS, SEND A COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION (DRIVER'S LICENSE OR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT)  FOR IDENTIFICATION PURPOSE AT THE POINT OF DELIVERY AND PROVIDE YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER
 
PLEASE BEAR IN MIND THAT YOU ARE REQUIRED TO PROVIDE THE ABOVE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE TO ENABLE THEM PREPARE THE AIRWAY BILL AND SHIPMENT SCHEDULE.
 
I PRAY THE ALMIGHTY GOD WILL GUIDE YOU ACCORDINGLY AS I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE.
 GOD BLESS YOU.
 REV FR WILLIAM DOHERTY
 
P.S.I will like you to know the genuiness and authenticity of this funds if you clearly go through the first email which you received you will understand the magnitude of this God given opportunity so i want you to be rest assured that this is a blessing brought to  you for your name to have come forward to claim this funds but bear in mind that you have to abide by the promisory note that you will disburse $500,000USD to the charity organisation once the consignment is delievered to you,so your details is for a good purpose inorder for verification
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My Dear Rev Fr Doherty
My address details are below as requested:
Rob Burns - Treasurer
Haggis Protection League Scotland
No1 McSween's Avenue
River City
Glasgow
I regret that I do not have a passport - I am a simple man of simple habits and never travel abroad. If you need anything further, then please do not hesitate to contact me.
With Best Wishes
Rob
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Dear Robert  Burns,
Greetings to you my dear brother your mail has been received kindly send your direct phone number inorder for us to have a verbal contact in respect of this ok.
May the good lord be with you
Rev.Fr.William
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My Dear Fr William
I regret to inform you that I do not have a telephone.
I was born without the ability to speak  and only rely on my eyes and ears  for communication - hence the reason that I found your email in my inbox the other day.
Although I have this disability, I can carry on my life as normal with no other problems.
Can we continue to correspond via email if that is ok?
Many Thanks
Rob
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Dear Brother Robert, 
Greetings to you in regards to your response i understand your present state and would have been most delighted if we had a verbal contact but due to the circumstance at hand so we can communicate via email but I would like to have your word with all sincerity and honesty that you wouldn’t disclose what you are receiving for the organization once it gets to your custody thus kindly note once I have an assurance we can commence further ok.

I look forward to your reply in order for me to update on the necessary steps to be handled in this matter ok.

God be with you

Rev.Fr.William

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Dear Father William
Thank you for your email. You have my word that the matter will be kept strictly between ourselves and no other.
I look forward to your instructions Father.
Sincerely,
Rob
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Dear Brother Rob,
Greetings to you in regards to your last mail i will like you to know that i am processing your approval document from the department inorder for it to be signed inorder for the release of the consignment in your custody also i was made to understand by the authorities  that some funds will be incurred for the delivery ok,so i will let you know the outcome once everything is documented legally ok.
May the good lord be with you
Rev.Fr.William
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Dear Fr William
 
I haven't heard anything from you for a couple of days.
 
Is everything ok?
 
With Best Wishes
 
Rob Burns

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Dear Brother Rob,sorry for the delay in regards to your mail the documents has not been signed also bear in mind that am been notified this will cost us funds so kindly let me know views. Rev.Fr William

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Yes of course - that's no problem at all - I just want to get everything finalized.

It doesn't matter if it costs a bit more - It'll still be worth it. When I think of all the wild Haggis that can be saved from using this money then money is no object. The Haggis always come first.

Look forward to hearing from you

Robert Burns

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Dear Brother Rob,
Greetings to you my dear the cost for the delivery is 2,250pounds so kindly let me know if you are able to take care of it inorder for me to assist you in anyway i can as i am processing the legal documents to back up your claims ok.
God be with you as i await your response
Rev.Fr.William
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Dear Fr William

Yes that's fine - can I pay this in Provident Cheques or would you prefer Moneygram or a similiar method?
I have also asked our bankers, Northern Rock Plc for an extension to the charity's overdraft facility should this be required. The Northern Rock are very good at supplying funds with little notice and no security - I would heartily recommend them as a particularly trusted and careful organsiation should you ever need a mortgage or loan account.
By the way, it's "Adopt A Haggis Week" at the moment in Scotland - could I put your name down for one (or more)? They're lovely wee creatures and very friendly!

Please let me know
Regards
Rob
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Dear Brother Rob,
Greetings to you i will like you to know that you can make the payment via Western Union Money Transfer in your area so kindly let me know what you would be able to afford inorder for me to assist you in anyway i can ok.
I look forward to hearing from you so i will advise on how you will take care of this also the information.
I have already given a good home to some Haggis and I wholeheartedly agree that they are very trusted companions.
God be with you
Rev.Fr.William
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Dear Brother Rob Burns,
 
Greetings to you i am most delighted to let you know that  your approval certificate has been signed and verified inorder for the release of the funds to your custody also i have been in contact with the company in-charge for the safe delivery of the package to you to this note here's the name of my personal assistant which you would send the funds via this information:
Name: ********* **********
 Address:LONDON/UK
 Question;FAVOURITE ANIMAL
 Answer; HAGGIS
 Mtcn;
 Amount;
 
Kindly send me an email once you would made the payment as I explained via Western Union Money Transfer With the information.
 
I hope you will find it in your heart to share this prayer to the good lord with me
 
Dear Heavenly Father,We lift our brothers and sisters to You today and we would like  to bless them with these words of prayer. Lord, these are Your people and we know many have grown weary along the way, but today we pray that the weariness will lift from them and You will send a time of refreshing to them - spirit, soul and body. Lord, encourage them with Your Spirit. We don't know all the needs but You do. Bless them with health, finances, direction, strength, wisdom, love and the things that are needful at this time. Lord, may You heal any relationship problems in their churches, homes and families. Give them revelation from on High. May they hear Your voice. Restore the joy of their salvation to those who are laboring without a rejoicing heart. Father, may the joy of the Lord flood over them and help them to serve You with newness of heart and spirit. We pray for them in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen!
God be with you
Rev.Fr.William
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Dear Father Doherty

Many thanks for your kind email. I'm glad everything is now finalised. I just have a couple of questions:

1. Is there a key or combination to the box? If so - how will I receive this?
2. Would you have any objection if I travelled to London (it's only 15 minutes down the road from River City) and I can meet Mr ****** and give him the money personally?
(This would save me having to pay Western Union/Moneygram charges) It would be nice to meet Mr ****** and perhaps pray together also. I'd be happy to bring along a Haggis for him to adopt also.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

I have now withdrawn the Ł2650 from my account at Northern Rock Bank (I had to queue for an eternity!) and look forward to paying this shortly to you.

With Best Wishes

Rob

ps: That was a most beautiful prayer you sent me - thank you!
I will pray to God tonight after my work with the Haggis Protection League is over for the day.
 
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Dear Brother Rob,
Greetings to you in regards to your questions i will like you to know that there's no risk involved so you can go ahead and send the funds across to the bearer also i believe you shouldn't have a problem with the charges which you will be sending via western union ok.
God be with you as i await your mail with the information once you have sent the funds
Rev.Fr.William
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Dear Fr Doherty
I have some very good news for you. Today I was delivering 2 haggis to be adopted by some nuns at a local convent - The Sisters Of Spam in George Square, Glasgow.
They told me that they have dealt with you before and know you well?
Anyway, they suggested that they take over the money transfer for me as they are quite familiar with the methods you use.
I'll leave the matter in they're capable hands now and in the hands of God.
Yours
Robert Burns
Haggis Protection League (Scotland)
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 My Dear Father Doherty 

This email today confirms that you've been scammed by the Sisters Of Spam!
You have been reported to the local authorities in your own country.
We have emailed the ISP Email companies you use and your mailboxes are about to be closed.
You never know when to trust an email! Cool
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